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July
16, 2006
"Crunchy Frog?"
You
all know our love of geocaching. And I bet you'd be surprised to
learn that in the past two months we've gone out once to stalk tupperware
in the woods.
Today
Doug decided that it was high time we got our fat lazy asses back
out on the trail.
I was
kind of semi-disappointed to hear of his plan, because while I do
love to stalk plastic containers with a GPS, I also was enjoying
the getting things donenessnessness that we'd been experiencing
as of late. Many a weekend in the past at our former address was
spent hiking when we should have been fixing stuff or cleaning stuff
or just generally being better stewards of our property.
But
we needed a hike. And our new puppy needed to be introduced
to the trails. I just wish it wasn't so damn hot outside.
So
we went out, and it became quickly apparent to me that I have grown
soft. A two mile hike should not have kicked my ass as hard
as it did. Even with the monstrously huge hill we had to climb,
and all the bugs... I should have been able to better handle and
process this effort.
The
cache itself was hysterically funny. The box was huge and there
were two cute stuffed elephants set up as playing poker on the inside.
(Do go follow that link and go see the picture. It'll crack you
up).
We
laughed hard, and the bugs and poison ivy and heat seemed a little
weakened as a result.
On
the trails, Brodie pup found a dead, desiccated frog sitting out
in the open, so she picked it up and started crunching on it like
a pig's ear or rawhide or something.
Echoes
of Doug and me laughing and quoting Monty
Python's Whizzo Confectionery Company skit were heard throughout
the land as we chased her and tried to take it out of her mouth.
It was rather revolting, but funny in the end.
We
only did the one geocache, even though we set out to do four. Brodie
was exhausted and I was beat beyond belief. Even Geoff, who is a
never ending font of willing geocache energy, was wiped out enough
to head home.
I'm
ready for bed right now and it is only 7:30. What's up with THAT!?
It was hot, but not any hotter than other days we went out caching
so I'm kind of disappointed in my lack of ability. We must get back
in the swing of things and fast. I'm not happy about losing steam
in our quest for 500 finds.
Speaking
of poison ivy, Doug is awash in a rash right now. We have a perennial
garden that grows around our patio. He weeded it, avoiding the poison
ivy that was in there, thinking he'd get it later in the year or
rip it all out in the spring.
Well,
the poison ivy oil was on every single plant in the garden. It didn't
matter if he was pulling out a basic weed or a small maple tree
- everything was coated in poison ivy.
And
he got coated in it.
I got
it by proxy. Jack and Brodie both have been running through the
garden. Brodie has trashed some of the plants (my spiderwort is
crushed to a pulp. Grrrrr!) and by sleeping behind my naked legs
Jack has managed to transfer oils onto my skin.
So
I've got a bunch of PI on the backs of my thighs.
I'll
be sure not to use Nair on my legs like I did this time last year
before vacation. Voof. I didn't blog it last year, but remind me
to tell you the story about what happens when you put NAIR on your
legs when you have PI and it isn't obvious because you never really
break out in a rash.
Anyway
-- Doug is a hamburgery mess. He's been on benadryl and cortisone
cream for a week. Yesterday he decided that instead of waiting until
next spring to pull out the evil weed he'd just tackle it this year.
With rubber gloves and full head to toe clothing, he dove in and
ripped the shit out. Some of the roots were 5 feet long.
And
then he went into the shower and scrubbed himself within an inch
of his life. I was afraid he'd BREATHE the oils, and we'd end up
with him on life support. Gah. But he survived and didn't pick up
any more of a rash.
Our
garden looks all the more healthy for it.
Me,
I can't tell what PI looks like. I wouldn't have known it was PI
at all. So I'm glad he took one for the team.
I am
just now am realizing I've not muttered
for a few weeks.
Yet
again.
I'm
not sure why I bother keeping up with this meme, but. Here it is.
Trace will be happy to see some responses I'm sure, and ole buddy
there Mr. Garfield (who really NEEDS to start blogging so I have
something to LINK to) will hopefully be looking forward to this
from work on Monday. Am I right? Yes I am right.
This
week:
I say ... and you think ... ?
1. Video :: Games
2. Fantasy :: Football
3. Homework :: GeoffnJess
4. Crush :: ed Ice
5. Late :: for the Sky
6. Husband :: Douglas
7. Soccer :: boring!
8. Wine :: Shiraz
9. Before :: and after
10. Romantic :: sappy
Last
Sunday:
I say ... and you think ... ?
1. Face
it ::, girls. I'm older and have more insurance
2. Healthy :: choice
3. Cartoon :: Network
4. Device :: explosive
5. Raider :: Tomb
6. Closer :: Nine Inch Nails
7. Admission :: Price of
8. Culture :: shock
9. Stakes :: betting
10. Heartbroken :: me still about Kinger
The
week before last Sunday
I say ... and you think ... ?
1. That :: darn cat
2. Fishbowl :: Fairly oddparents
3. Church :: we haven't been in a while
4. All
about :: Buford!
5. Fist :: punch
6. Tagline :: slogan
7. Agree :: to disagree
8. Leak :: y faucet
9. Jessica :: duh? my daughter! and my buddy the Cool
Librarian, yo.
10. Superman :: REM (I am, I am, I am superman. And I can do anything...)
Tomorrow
Geoff goes to summer camp at the Cub Scout reservation up in NH.
This
year they've managed to set up and keep a bus schedule. Last year
they had to cancel it because not enough kids signed
up for the bus, which made it an absolutely hellish experience for
me.
I had
to drop him off at 8:30am, drive 90 minutes to work, and then leave
no later than 3pm to get back there in time to do pickup. Which
meant I maybe was at work for four hours a day for the week that
he was there.
Geoff
is going for two weeks this summer. I'm not looking forward to the
possibility of getting a call saying that the second week he's there
will not have bus. Gah.
Anyway
-- he has to be at the bus stop at 7:45 this week, so I've got to
make sure he's up and ready. Brodie has been getting up around 5:30am
at the latest, so I have a feeling I won't slink back into bed after
I take her out to pee. I'll stay up and get myself ready for work
and make sure Geoff's ready to go as well.
Right
then. The dogs are face fighting under my chair. The Simpsons are
on. Guess it is time to mosey. More later.
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