This
has to be a quickie so that we can leave for work on time. Work and
me dropping Geoff off at school a couple of minutes after all the other
kids get to school. Geoff has in-school suspension today.
(started
in the AM on 5/2, finished on 5/3)
Right now my son is missing the bus. He had to get in the shower after
Doug discovered he'd taken all his blue hair gel from Halloween and
plastered it onto his head to "look cool."
I suppose
it could be worse, he could have found Doug's hair clippers.
And
there was much rejoicing. Jess is home, the night wasn't without frustration
and controversy though. If anyone wants to meet me in a field and put
down some fists and baseball bats of punishment on an Epson Photo 820
printer, I'll bring the Office Space Soundtrack and we can whoop ass.
Damn, don't it feel good to be a gangsta.
I
confess, I'm not the biggest baseball fan there is. I'm not even really
a fair weather fan. When the Red Sox are doing well, that's nice. I
don't get my panties in a bunch the way I do about the Patriots, the
Steelers, or Brett Favre fading into history and destiny with his storied
career.
No news
from London: Land of Money Woes and Sadness. Actually, it is no news
from Stratford because that's where they are now. So my fingers are
crossed that there is happiness and joy and money and Jess is having
a wonderful time. This morning they were supposed to go to a Shakespeare
Mass at the big church, and I hope Jess went, just to say she went...
not because it is church. It is something to behold and enjoy, and
I would hope she opted for it and didn't blow it off.
Jess
seems to be having fun in London. A few emails from her and she's happily
going along. The one problem is that her bank card that we got set up
for her doesn't seem to work at all anywhere in all of England.
Last
night we dropped Jess off at the airport. She and the Rebels are off
to London for the first of her two big trips. She'll be in London and
Stratford-upon-Avon for ten days. And then in June she'll be in Germany
for three weeks. Quite the world traveler she is in this her 10th year
of school.
The
other night Geoff threw out his dinner because he didn't want it. Just
threw it in the trash. So Doug and I freaked out and he got in deep
trouble for it. Hours of wailing and gnashing of teeth ensued but we
didn't back down.
Last Saturday, this is the entry I wanted to write. And my last entry
needed to stand on its own, without all the other events and observations
that I have had recently buried as a sidebar note at the bottom. When
I got up on Saturday morning, I knew I'd be chaperoning a trip for the
boy scout troop to a local rock climbing joint. I had no idea at the
end of the day that I'd have a fledgling new skill under my belt...
or, perhaps I should say around my waist.
I have tried to sit down and start this entry about 10 times and am
always interrupted and annoyed and don't get to finish it. I plan on
making sure that I do so tonight. Because there's a lot on my mind.
And after all, a blog is the place where you vomit upon the blogosphere
all of your inner demons in hopes of just getting them out of your system
for the word to look at and point and laugh accordingly, or pour sympathy
over until you feel a little less cruddy. Right?
Happy
Easter everyone. I've got a miserable head cold and while nowhere NEAR
as drugged up (and consequentially funny) as The
Bloggess is. I do feel as if I am blogging under the influence (BUI).
We are having our usual incredibly low-key holiday over here.
Geoff
is rocking out on his guitar. I think he is playing "He's got the
whole world in his hands" but I'm not sure he's doing it right.
And Jessica isn't havin' ANY of it.
It
is still technically the 11th, for a couple more hours. But I figure
most of you will be reading this on the 12th anywhoo, so why not just
call it tomorrow today?
Geoff's
teacher emailed me yesterday and said that he's having a rough time
using appropriate language. Not in the "subject verb agreement"
sort of way, but word choices and attitude.